Kitty Insomnia

Hye there stalker!
Yes, YOU!!!
No no no. . . .not you guys, it's the girl.
Yes, you know who you are.
I don't have to point a finger at you.

Before I start......
ROFLMHO!!! (rolling on the floor laughing my head off)

I don't think my laughing gas can handle this much of stupidity so I decided to share.
Plus, laughter IS the best medicine and God say must share. ^.^


It all started a few years back when I dated this boy. Yes, he was __ years younger than me. (let you guess our age gap) lol
We hangout together, share some lame jokes, exchange comments on why bowling seems to be a stupid sport while he argues that it takes skills to handle a ball. O_o"
Oh yeah? *suspicious look* You sure hun....? Cos I think there's too many 'balls' to handle. LOL

While I was in Cyberjaya studying, he was somewhere down south working. There he met his gf. (now ex-gf) ROFL
Then we somehow stop contacting each other. I don't know why. He seems to avoid me for some reason. And THAT reason happened to be his gf. (let's just name that girl  L for easy reference)
One fine day L saw my caller ID on this boy's handphone and decided that "Hell yea, this is my punching bag. She's the reason why my bf ignore me."
Wow! miss L, you sure have a hell lots of imagination. *applause*

Little that she knows I was NOT interested at all in their crazy relationship. Yes, I call it crazy due to some confidential reasons.
Mua and your so-called bf happens to be good friends. Yes we dated but have you ever see us holding hands? Guess you must be blind. They say "Love is blind".......true??
We're not having any affair so hit that paranoid brains of yours with a sludge hammer and flush it down the toilet bowl. I don't see the reason why you should keep that paranoid brain of yours.
Then again, this is why L has the tittle ex-gf and not gf.

Being her paranoid self, she starts using my name. Yes, my beautiful unique name in arguments whenever she's stuck with that boy. It's funny when I'm not even in the picture to begin with.
So yea, knowing the fact that my name happens to be fully copyright & own by me only, didn't stop L from going overboard.

One day, I saw her ID on my friends request in Myspace. The fact that random people can only see my nickname and display picture really tickles miss L to the bones. She wanted to know more about me by trying to add me up in order for her to see my full profile, comments and pictures. LOL
Speaking of the length people go in order to prove their immaturity + stupidity.

Sorry dear, I don't add people that I'm not familiar with. Moreover, I heard crazy stories about you from your boy toy.
I'm impressed on how far you can go to search for me in this cyberworld.
Then again like I've said, my name is unique. My bad, I make life easier for you to find me.

Being me, I rejected the "friendship" she offers me through Myspace.

After that tragic incident, today.....yes, a while ago I decided to sign into my Facebook and guess who's there?!
Yes! It's the amazing miss L!!!

I thought to myself this must be deja vu. ROFLMHO

Ahh.....paranoia~





Dear miss L,

Do you love me? Why do you keep on stalking me after so many months? You miss me? Aww.....I don't know what to say. Love is truly blind. It blinds you to see that I'm actually a girl, just like you. Please, don't stalk me. I'm straight although I love Adam Lambert but that does not make me gay as well. I'm sorry I can't accept the love you wanted to give me.


Yours sincerely,

Cat   =)